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Andante825
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Trevor the Toad/Dolores Umbridge (wait! stop! come back!)
Rating: General Audiences
Words: 2233
Author's summary: Trevor, a Radiant Toad, has set his sights on the most alluring creature he's ever seen: Dolores Umbridge.
Author's warnings: Crack, no bestiality.
My comment: "Aww, that was rather sweet! I like Trevor's voice."
Quote:
In other words, he was a prince among toads. Why should he not set his sights high? Why should he not court, and win, the love of a human whose countenance he found more pleasing than that of any amphibian of his acquaintance?
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Collector byjaxon
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Severus, Eileen, and Tobias Snape, Peter Pettigrew
Rating: Teen
Words: 2755
Author's summary: From OotP: [Snape's office was] lined with shelves bearing hundreds of glass jars in which floated slimy bits of animals and plants, suspended in variously coloured potions. To amass a collection that large, it seems his fascination probably started at a very young age...
Author's notes: As nearly always, from a Tumblr prompt: What sort of things did a pre Hogwarts Severus Snape do to amuse himself in Cokeworth?
Author's warnings: Dissection, animal abuse, animal death.
My comment: "Aha! I love the twist at the end- perhaps I should not call it a twist, but I honestly didn't think of it. Anyway, well done. (Although ew about the dissolving snails...)"
Quote:
The jar was only a third full, and it had taken him almost a year to collect this many. He turned it over and over in his hands, the intricate detailed spirals of the snail shells captivating him. With one last look of longing, he tightened the top and then returned the jar to its hiding place.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Trevor the Toad/Dolores Umbridge (wait! stop! come back!)
Rating: General Audiences
Words: 2233
Author's summary: Trevor, a Radiant Toad, has set his sights on the most alluring creature he's ever seen: Dolores Umbridge.
Author's warnings: Crack, no bestiality.
My comment: "Aww, that was rather sweet! I like Trevor's voice."
Quote:
In other words, he was a prince among toads. Why should he not set his sights high? Why should he not court, and win, the love of a human whose countenance he found more pleasing than that of any amphibian of his acquaintance?
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Collector by
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Severus, Eileen, and Tobias Snape, Peter Pettigrew
Rating: Teen
Words: 2755
Author's summary: From OotP: [Snape's office was] lined with shelves bearing hundreds of glass jars in which floated slimy bits of animals and plants, suspended in variously coloured potions. To amass a collection that large, it seems his fascination probably started at a very young age...
Author's notes: As nearly always, from a Tumblr prompt: What sort of things did a pre Hogwarts Severus Snape do to amuse himself in Cokeworth?
Author's warnings: Dissection, animal abuse, animal death.
My comment: "Aha! I love the twist at the end- perhaps I should not call it a twist, but I honestly didn't think of it. Anyway, well done. (Although ew about the dissolving snails...)"
Quote:
The jar was only a third full, and it had taken him almost a year to collect this many. He turned it over and over in his hands, the intricate detailed spirals of the snail shells captivating him. With one last look of longing, he tightened the top and then returned the jar to its hiding place.