Terrible idea!

Seen this in a couple places:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Growing Pains and Iron Chef.
The story should use evil characters becoming good as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

"Evil characters becoming good"? Kirk Cameron, I'm looking at you.

What's confusing me here is the implication that there is an Iron Chef fandom in the same sense that everything else has a fandom. How do you write cooking fanfic, seriously? Or are we talking RPF/RPS here?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Charlie's Angels and Harry Potter. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

Wow. Things we never knew about Charlie Weasley...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Salute Your Shorts and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The story should use Halloween as a plot device!

Oh god. That would be the greatest story ever.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Matrix and 1984. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!

Turns out Big Brother is the Architect. Sorry to spoil.

( more of this silliness... )

Okay, I think that's enough of that, but it makes me want to see if I have any goofy summaries bookmarked...

Terrible idea!

Seen this in a couple places:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Growing Pains and Iron Chef.
The story should use evil characters becoming good as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

"Evil characters becoming good"? Kirk Cameron, I'm looking at you.

What's confusing me here is the implication that there is an Iron Chef fandom in the same sense that everything else has a fandom. How do you write cooking fanfic, seriously? Or are we talking RPF/RPS here?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Charlie's Angels and Harry Potter. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

Wow. Things we never knew about Charlie Weasley...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Salute Your Shorts and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The story should use Halloween as a plot device!

Oh god. That would be the greatest story ever.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Matrix and 1984. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!

Turns out Big Brother is the Architect. Sorry to spoil.

( more of this silliness... )

Okay, I think that's enough of that, but it makes me want to see if I have any goofy summaries bookmarked...

return of the son of the sister-in-law of summaries

Wow, it's sure been a long time since I did a batch of these. I've built up quite a few RSS-feed stars over about six weeks.

NB: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones, but they had something in their summaries that was goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way. Sometimes the fics are horrible, but most frequently they're simply mediocre, and occasionally there's a perfectly good one that just had a funny slip-up in the summary.

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Ever had a time where you didn't know what to do. Harry's starting his 6th year but before he starts he founds out he has a father but who.

So until the age of 16 Harry he thought he was an immaculate conception?

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A dark figure lies in wait at Hermione's house. She arrives home to a surprise she certainly wasn't expecting.

circular definition n. See circular definition.

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return of the son of the sister-in-law of summaries

Wow, it's sure been a long time since I did a batch of these. I've built up quite a few RSS-feed stars over about six weeks.

NB: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones, but they had something in their summaries that was goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way. Sometimes the fics are horrible, but most frequently they're simply mediocre, and occasionally there's a perfectly good one that just had a funny slip-up in the summary.

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Ever had a time where you didn't know what to do. Harry's starting his 6th year but before he starts he founds out he has a father but who.

So until the age of 16 Harry he thought he was an immaculate conception?

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A dark figure lies in wait at Hermione's house. She arrives home to a surprise she certainly wasn't expecting.

circular definition n. See circular definition.

( Read more... )