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Jun. 12th, 2009
summary solsticey
Jun. 12th, 2009 11:03 pmDisclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
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Hermione and snape are in a difficult position...i suck at summarys XD but enjoy!took me a couple of mins 2 do:
"Marvellous; I have always wanted to perfect my Gordian knot impersonation."
"Shut up."
"Let the record show that it was your idea to enroll in this yoga class."
"Shut up."
"To St. Mungo's, then? It's a good thing one needn't move very much to Apparate."
"Shut UP, potion face!"
"I'm sure none of their experienced staff will give it a second thought when we materialize on their lobby floor like two fleshy, hairy pretzels."
"I said SHUT UP, you insufferable dungeon-dwelling excuse for a bipedal bat!"
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Deathly Hallows Spoilers:Severus Snape is still alive
That's not a spoiler; that's a cosmic truth.
when Lily speaks to him saying he must prepare a potion that brings her back to life.
Yeah, that ought to work well on nearly-twenty-year-dead remains. What could possibly go wrong?
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(the entire summary)
Severus is becoming a dad!
Er, it's an intriguing work, Herr Kafka, but may I make a few editorial suggestions...?
( Read more... )
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Hermione and snape are in a difficult position...i suck at summarys XD but enjoy!took me a couple of mins 2 do:
"Marvellous; I have always wanted to perfect my Gordian knot impersonation."
"Shut up."
"Let the record show that it was your idea to enroll in this yoga class."
"Shut up."
"To St. Mungo's, then? It's a good thing one needn't move very much to Apparate."
"Shut UP, potion face!"
"I'm sure none of their experienced staff will give it a second thought when we materialize on their lobby floor like two fleshy, hairy pretzels."
"I said SHUT UP, you insufferable dungeon-dwelling excuse for a bipedal bat!"
-----
Deathly Hallows Spoilers:Severus Snape is still alive
That's not a spoiler; that's a cosmic truth.
when Lily speaks to him saying he must prepare a potion that brings her back to life.
Yeah, that ought to work well on nearly-twenty-year-dead remains. What could possibly go wrong?
-----
(the entire summary)
Severus is becoming a dad!
Er, it's an intriguing work, Herr Kafka, but may I make a few editorial suggestions...?
( Read more... )
summary solsticey
Jun. 12th, 2009 11:03 pmDisclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
-----
Hermione and snape are in a difficult position...i suck at summarys XD but enjoy!took me a couple of mins 2 do:
"Marvellous; I have always wanted to perfect my Gordian knot impersonation."
"Shut up."
"Let the record show that it was your idea to enroll in this yoga class."
"Shut up."
"To St. Mungo's, then? It's a good thing one needn't move very much to Apparate."
"Shut UP, potion face!"
"I'm sure none of their experienced staff will give it a second thought when we materialize on their lobby floor like two fleshy, hairy pretzels."
"I said SHUT UP, you insufferable dungeon-dwelling excuse for a bipedal bat!"
-----
Deathly Hallows Spoilers:Severus Snape is still alive
That's not a spoiler; that's a cosmic truth.
when Lily speaks to him saying he must prepare a potion that brings her back to life.
Yeah, that ought to work well on nearly-twenty-year-dead remains. What could possibly go wrong?
-----
(the entire summary)
Severus is becoming a dad!
Er, it's an intriguing work, Herr Kafka, but may I make a few editorial suggestions...?
( Read more... )
-----
Hermione and snape are in a difficult position...i suck at summarys XD but enjoy!took me a couple of mins 2 do:
"Marvellous; I have always wanted to perfect my Gordian knot impersonation."
"Shut up."
"Let the record show that it was your idea to enroll in this yoga class."
"Shut up."
"To St. Mungo's, then? It's a good thing one needn't move very much to Apparate."
"Shut UP, potion face!"
"I'm sure none of their experienced staff will give it a second thought when we materialize on their lobby floor like two fleshy, hairy pretzels."
"I said SHUT UP, you insufferable dungeon-dwelling excuse for a bipedal bat!"
-----
Deathly Hallows Spoilers:Severus Snape is still alive
That's not a spoiler; that's a cosmic truth.
when Lily speaks to him saying he must prepare a potion that brings her back to life.
Yeah, that ought to work well on nearly-twenty-year-dead remains. What could possibly go wrong?
-----
(the entire summary)
Severus is becoming a dad!
Er, it's an intriguing work, Herr Kafka, but may I make a few editorial suggestions...?
( Read more... )