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Severus was not aware of how seductive washing up was.
That explains his customary appearance, I suppose.
(yes, I know "washing up" = "washing dishes". shh.)
Teen Severus Snape tries to kill himself...but fails. His mother takes him to an old friend to have him healed, but the only way to do so is to turn him into a partVeela.
"Oh no! That was my special Draco quill I just dipped in my Snape ink. Oh well, I'll try to write the fic anyway..."
looking for a story please help!
I found fanfiction.net, but I can't seem to find a story.
A. Type LOOK.
B. Pay close attention to the room description.
C. Do the blue underlined words seem to signify anything?
D. Try touching or pressing one of them.
FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
Have you tried...
...not being a dunderhead?
Lily worries about her dearest friend, drabbling in the Dark Arts.
Severus has got to practice, Lily. How else is he going to win that Death Eater fanfic contest? Lucius and Regulus put up surprisingly stiff competition.
Severus Snape and Sirius Black are in Edinburgh Scotland looking for death eaters, Sirius goes as Padfoot his doggy form what could possibly go wrong? Plenty as they find out all too quickly...
For, alas, the legends prove false: it is not sheep that Scotsmen are interested in.
Harry doesn't want to be strong, but Snape makes him fight.
"But Sev, what if I bulk up? Half my shirts won't fit anymore!"
"So, Potter, you wish to sacrifice my attentions for your fashion palette? Regrettable. As regrettable as what I shall be forced to do if you call me 'Sev' one more time."
(I am having visions of Harry as a boxer and Snape as his personal trainer which are very, very bizarre indeed.)
Petunia Dursley comes home to find her husband and son rapping Harry, so what does she do? She tries to get help from Mrs. Figg.Takes place after 5th year.Snape and Dumbledore come to Harry's rescue, but then what happens next?
It's a furious contest of mad rhymin' skillz! Will MC Figgy win once again? Will diva Dumbly D finally manage to oust her from the throne? Or will favourite underdog 50perCent Prince steal the show?
Links to stories referenced:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3897015/Of_Dirty_Cauldrons_and_Soap
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2629473/Curing_the_Ill
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3895999/help (this will probably get deleted as it's not the sort of thing you're supposed to post.)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3895818/Let_Me_Love_You
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3895691/Edinburgh_Black
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3895501/Story_One_To_Just_Stay_Alive
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2996834/True_Nature
That explains his customary appearance, I suppose.
(yes, I know "washing up" = "washing dishes". shh.)
Teen Severus Snape tries to kill himself...but fails. His mother takes him to an old friend to have him healed, but the only way to do so is to turn him into a partVeela.
"Oh no! That was my special Draco quill I just dipped in my Snape ink. Oh well, I'll try to write the fic anyway..."
looking for a story please help!
I found fanfiction.net, but I can't seem to find a story.
A. Type LOOK.
B. Pay close attention to the room description.
C. Do the blue underlined words seem to signify anything?
D. Try touching or pressing one of them.
FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
Have you tried...
...not being a dunderhead?
Lily worries about her dearest friend, drabbling in the Dark Arts.
Severus has got to practice, Lily. How else is he going to win that Death Eater fanfic contest? Lucius and Regulus put up surprisingly stiff competition.
Severus Snape and Sirius Black are in Edinburgh Scotland looking for death eaters, Sirius goes as Padfoot his doggy form what could possibly go wrong? Plenty as they find out all too quickly...
For, alas, the legends prove false: it is not sheep that Scotsmen are interested in.
Harry doesn't want to be strong, but Snape makes him fight.
"But Sev, what if I bulk up? Half my shirts won't fit anymore!"
"So, Potter, you wish to sacrifice my attentions for your fashion palette? Regrettable. As regrettable as what I shall be forced to do if you call me 'Sev' one more time."
(I am having visions of Harry as a boxer and Snape as his personal trainer which are very, very bizarre indeed.)
Petunia Dursley comes home to find her husband and son rapping Harry, so what does she do? She tries to get help from Mrs. Figg.Takes place after 5th year.Snape and Dumbledore come to Harry's rescue, but then what happens next?
It's a furious contest of mad rhymin' skillz! Will MC Figgy win once again? Will diva Dumbly D finally manage to oust her from the throne? Or will favourite underdog 50perCent Prince steal the show?
Links to stories referenced:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3897015/Of_Dirty_Cauldrons_and_Soap
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2629473/Curing_the_Ill
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3895999/help (this will probably get deleted as it's not the sort of thing you're supposed to post.)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3895818/Let_Me_Love_You
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3895691/Edinburgh_Black
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3895501/Story_One_To_Just_Stay_Alive
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2996834/True_Nature
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Date: November 18th, 2007 08:03 am (UTC)From:no subject
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Date: November 18th, 2007 11:32 am (UTC)From:*trains to 'Eye of the Hippogryff'*
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Date: November 18th, 2007 11:36 am (UTC)From:Head of an eagle,
It's the rear of a horse...
I'm so glad I have never actually seen any of the Rocky movies, because it means I cannot now have nightmares based on them.
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Date: November 18th, 2007 11:38 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: November 18th, 2007 11:37 am (UTC)From:What a Rocky Horror Picture Show that would be.
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Date: November 18th, 2007 11:39 am (UTC)From:And I was all, "Which books were you reading? He goes to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show."
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Date: November 18th, 2007 08:43 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: November 18th, 2007 05:45 pm (UTC)From:Oh, please tell me you wrote it that way on purpose... ^_^
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Date: November 18th, 2007 08:51 pm (UTC)From:(First draft was "...among other things", then just the ellipsis. I gave them both up in favour of this subtler approach. I figure if I like the squealing feeling of "ohhh they had to have meant this, they just had to!!" then others may as well ;) )
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Date: November 19th, 2007 01:27 am (UTC)From: