In class drama erupts as both Harry Potter and Severus Snape begin to have a miniature sized duel as the students watch in awe.
Wizarding Warhammer setups must be quite a thing to behold.
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Set in Maruder Time! Snape and James are lovers now they need to save the world! Snape is halfveela, and James is half...well, you need to find out!
Ah, so that's where Severus got his blonde... wait, what?
"Maruder Time" sounds like something you could have a special magical clock for, like that one the Weasleys have.
I haven't seen the sixth movie yet, but I hope all the parings become canon!
Your wish has been granted! There are already some scenes of people peeling vegetables.
*ahem* Somehow I don't think anyone has seen the sixth movie yet. So silly of me to suggest it, perhaps, but why not try the sixth book? Although I don't think you're going to find a whole lot of the Severus/James you seek.
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Starts in the future, Snape married with children
*horrifying vision of Severus married to Peg Bundy* (well, Peg Snape I suppose)
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Harry seems to have forgotten all he was taught about keeping vigilant luckily Severus steps in once again to say his neck, leading to some surprises for both.
"Here, try again."
"His neck."
"Hmm. Nope. Slower?"
"His ... neck."
"One more time. Maybe more softly."
"His neck."
"Nothing! This is so weird."
"I must admit surprise as well."
"Who knew there was any combination of words that could prevent that voice from making me tent my trousers in three seconds flat?"
"A most peculiar phenomenon indeed."
Wizarding Warhammer setups must be quite a thing to behold.
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(The entire summary)
Read.
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Set in Maruder Time! Snape and James are lovers now they need to save the world! Snape is halfveela, and James is half...well, you need to find out!
Ah, so that's where Severus got his blonde... wait, what?
"Maruder Time" sounds like something you could have a special magical clock for, like that one the Weasleys have.
I haven't seen the sixth movie yet, but I hope all the parings become canon!
Your wish has been granted! There are already some scenes of people peeling vegetables.
*ahem* Somehow I don't think anyone has seen the sixth movie yet. So silly of me to suggest it, perhaps, but why not try the sixth book? Although I don't think you're going to find a whole lot of the Severus/James you seek.
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Starts in the future, Snape married with children
*horrifying vision of Severus married to Peg Bundy* (well, Peg Snape I suppose)
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Harry seems to have forgotten all he was taught about keeping vigilant luckily Severus steps in once again to say his neck, leading to some surprises for both.
"Here, try again."
"His neck."
"Hmm. Nope. Slower?"
"His ... neck."
"One more time. Maybe more softly."
"His neck."
"Nothing! This is so weird."
"I must admit surprise as well."
"Who knew there was any combination of words that could prevent that voice from making me tent my trousers in three seconds flat?"
"A most peculiar phenomenon indeed."
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Date: December 18th, 2007 06:48 am (UTC)From:First it was "Linda Snape", and now this...
> "His Neck"
Hey, severus could say that so it mattered...
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Date: December 18th, 2007 07:02 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: December 18th, 2007 06:15 pm (UTC)From:I was too brain ded last night to get this. But this morning? OMG ROFL! I have three nephews and when they were younger they could take over their huge playroom with ginormous battles.
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Date: December 18th, 2007 07:25 pm (UTC)From: