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crossdressing!Remus wants Sev to tell him that he thinks Remus is pretty. Sev says he's not. why would he say such a foul thing? okay so it was supposed to be a oneshot but, I decided how 'bout Snape's POV from say... a chapel?
Severus's expression was stuck somewhere between a scowl and openmouthed disbelief. "Lupin, what got into your furry little brain that made you think this was an appropriate way to dress for church?"
"I'm sorry you're disappointed, Severus, but if when you said 'Sunday best' what you actually meant was 'second best', then you should have just asked for what you really wanted. I keep telling you it's all right to do that and I wouldn't be angry with you," Lupin replied. "In any case I laundered this specially. Now come over here and help me do up the zip."
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Severus Snape needs Money too see his favorite band KISS, where does he go to get some? Chuck E'Cheese Featuring Lucious Malfoy..
In case you didn't catch that, that's Severus Snape getting a job at Chuck E Cheese so as to be able to afford a KISS concert. (Where "Lucious" comes into it, I couldn't tell you.)
...the goggles, they do nothing!
Severus's expression was stuck somewhere between a scowl and openmouthed disbelief. "Lupin, what got into your furry little brain that made you think this was an appropriate way to dress for church?"
"I'm sorry you're disappointed, Severus, but if when you said 'Sunday best' what you actually meant was 'second best', then you should have just asked for what you really wanted. I keep telling you it's all right to do that and I wouldn't be angry with you," Lupin replied. "In any case I laundered this specially. Now come over here and help me do up the zip."
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Severus Snape needs Money too see his favorite band KISS, where does he go to get some? Chuck E'Cheese Featuring Lucious Malfoy..
In case you didn't catch that, that's Severus Snape getting a job at Chuck E Cheese so as to be able to afford a KISS concert. (Where "Lucious" comes into it, I couldn't tell you.)
...the goggles, they do nothing!