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crossdressing!Remus wants Sev to tell him that he thinks Remus is pretty. Sev says he's not. why would he say such a foul thing? okay so it was supposed to be a oneshot but, I decided how 'bout Snape's POV from say... a chapel?
Severus's expression was stuck somewhere between a scowl and openmouthed disbelief. "Lupin, what got into your furry little brain that made you think this was an appropriate way to dress for church?"
"I'm sorry you're disappointed, Severus, but if when you said 'Sunday best' what you actually meant was 'second best', then you should have just asked for what you really wanted. I keep telling you it's all right to do that and I wouldn't be angry with you," Lupin replied. "In any case I laundered this specially. Now come over here and help me do up the zip."
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Severus Snape needs Money too see his favorite band KISS, where does he go to get some? Chuck E'Cheese Featuring Lucious Malfoy..
In case you didn't catch that, that's Severus Snape getting a job at Chuck E Cheese so as to be able to afford a KISS concert. (Where "Lucious" comes into it, I couldn't tell you.)
...the goggles, they do nothing!
Severus's expression was stuck somewhere between a scowl and openmouthed disbelief. "Lupin, what got into your furry little brain that made you think this was an appropriate way to dress for church?"
"I'm sorry you're disappointed, Severus, but if when you said 'Sunday best' what you actually meant was 'second best', then you should have just asked for what you really wanted. I keep telling you it's all right to do that and I wouldn't be angry with you," Lupin replied. "In any case I laundered this specially. Now come over here and help me do up the zip."
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Severus Snape needs Money too see his favorite band KISS, where does he go to get some? Chuck E'Cheese Featuring Lucious Malfoy..
In case you didn't catch that, that's Severus Snape getting a job at Chuck E Cheese so as to be able to afford a KISS concert. (Where "Lucious" comes into it, I couldn't tell you.)
...the goggles, they do nothing!
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Date: January 6th, 2008 01:31 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: January 6th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: January 6th, 2008 03:06 pm (UTC)From:Anyway, thanks. The site was very illuminating. *shudders*
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Date: January 6th, 2008 09:54 pm (UTC)From:I tried to read the whole Snapewank 2006 thing (the actual wank post, I mean) and gave it up halfway through as "I just don't have time for this kind of negative stuff." Yes, I do agree that the folks they term "Snapewives" are a little out there, but I just can't conjure the gut feeling of OMG LOL that the wankas do, so it burns me out rather than keeps me amused.
I actually start feeling a little bad for the women themselves, who are only following their hearts, really, even if I think they are making poor decisions. They're taking it to an extreme that worries me a little (I mean, sure, I love Severus as much as the next Snapefan, but "marriage vows" excluding you from relationships with regular human beings? uhhh....), but I have a "Severus" of my own, i.e., I experience a being separate from myself whose "voice" I can "hear", so I can sympathize somewhat. (Actually, I have two: one who is a purposeful psychological construct of the character, basically a writing tool, and then the other one that I am about to describe more.)
I don't think this is that uncommon for strongly drawn fictional characters, and the mystically inclined (the three main subjects in that wank sounded like eclectic Pagans/witches to me) may choose to interpret such a thing as being a spirit. I usually describe mine as being "a spirit wearing a Snape suit", i.e., the character is some kind of outfit in an astral closet that a spirit can pick up and wear so as to appear in a form that I can better grok and interact with (somewhat how faeries are said to appear "as we expect them to look").
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Date: January 6th, 2008 02:08 am (UTC)From:My God... it's full of fail...
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Date: January 6th, 2008 07:40 am (UTC)From:give me your answer, do
I'm half crazy
From reading the fic from you