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[identity profile] venturous1.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
>few!< glad that's over with! **hysterical cackling**
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[identity profile] venturous1.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
comedy happens

[identity profile] ennta.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Snape takes so much abuse in badfic. It pains me greatly.
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[personal profile] who_la_hoop 2008-02-12 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the idea of an extremely secret blog. It's the juxtaposition of "extremely secret" and "blog" that makes it so lovely XD

[identity profile] feyandstrange.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Merlin's pants, Hermione! Those are BOOBIES in those petri dishes!" Ron babbled, unable to take his eyes away from the mad-science creations.

"Of course they are, you idiot, stop staring, it's for potions," Hermione said crossly, rummaging through a cupboard.

"WHAT?" Ron shrieked.

"Keep your voice down!" Hermione hissed.

Ron mouthed "what?" silently, goggling.

"Breast milk is extremely important in antidotes, that's why Snape has those disgusting things; it's how potioners keep a fresh supply on hand," Hermione explained rapidly. "Aha. Found the boob-slang, I mean, boomslang, boomslang! We can go now."

Ron was still staring at the breasts.

"Ron! Come on, Snape will be back any minute and - No! Don't touch it!"

Breast milk squirted all over Ron's face.

"I *told* you! Episkey," Hermione cast, and grabbed Ron by the shoulder of his robes. "Come on!"

Ron, dazed, was dragged in her wake.

[identity profile] feyandstrange.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
I swear badfic summaries make the best prompts.

[identity profile] corvus-coronis.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*snort*