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[arcanetrivia]

A few sentences from a few charracters about how they few the meaning of love.

I few kind of uneasy about this.


(the title)
The Extremely Secret Blog of S Snape

For those for whom very secret just isn't enough.


Just an old response to an old challenge - by JayKay along the lines that Snape is found to be in possession of female body parts and they are 'in use!

Um. "In use". For what, by whom? Or am I better off not knowing?

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[venturous1.livejournal.com]

>few!< glad that's over with! **hysterical cackling**

[arcanetrivia]

Hey now, which one of us is the comedian here? ;)

[venturous1.livejournal.com]

comedy happens

[ennta.livejournal.com]

Snape takes so much abuse in badfic. It pains me greatly.

[arcanetrivia]

He's disproportionately represented in my summary-sporkings, because my FFN feed is on the criteria "author picked Severus S. in one of the two possible contains-this-character dropdown menus". If I wanted to take a feed of everything I'm sure I could find lots worse, but Severus is the character that interests me the most, and I just don't have the time.

Severus actually fares rather well, I think, relatively speaking, because people who are interested enough in him to write about him as a person (rather than a caricature) tend to have at least a certain number of IQ points. Take Draco, for example, poor creature. He gets treatment as bad or worse and by far more people. (I was reading someone's stats pulled from FFN last year and I think Harry/Draco and Draco/Hermione were the top two pairings in the Harry Potter section on FFN.)

[who_la_hoop]

I like the idea of an extremely secret blog. It's the juxtaposition of "extremely secret" and "blog" that makes it so lovely XD

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

"Merlin's pants, Hermione! Those are BOOBIES in those petri dishes!" Ron babbled, unable to take his eyes away from the mad-science creations.

"Of course they are, you idiot, stop staring, it's for potions," Hermione said crossly, rummaging through a cupboard.

"WHAT?" Ron shrieked.

"Keep your voice down!" Hermione hissed.

Ron mouthed "what?" silently, goggling.

"Breast milk is extremely important in antidotes, that's why Snape has those disgusting things; it's how potioners keep a fresh supply on hand," Hermione explained rapidly. "Aha. Found the boob-slang, I mean, boomslang, boomslang! We can go now."

Ron was still staring at the breasts.

"Ron! Come on, Snape will be back any minute and - No! Don't touch it!"

Breast milk squirted all over Ron's face.

"I *told* you! Episkey," Hermione cast, and grabbed Ron by the shoulder of his robes. "Come on!"

Ron, dazed, was dragged in her wake.

[arcanetrivia]

LOL!

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

I swear badfic summaries make the best prompts.

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

*snort*