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[arcanetrivia]

warning refers to abuse its about how harry feels but cant trust any one to tell any one/plez dont hate to much frist time

No worries; I love much fristing time. I know it's not popular, but once I got into it, I couldn't stop. People who hate much fristing time are really missing out, I think.

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bah. gah. hah. sha. well, see here.. wait "what happened to your hair?"

It was ruffled by excessive singing warmup exercises. All that "ba, ga, ha, sha" stuff really exacerbates the frizz.

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(This fic is actually kind of clever in its daisy-chain chapter structure and is decently written; I was just amused by the summary.)

Severus Snape is one sexy man.'Whatever will Harry do about his predicament?

Omigosh! Just think what trouble he would be in if Severus were two sexy men!

...I think I read a porno like that once. In fact, I know I did. He got trapped with a duplicate of himself in his own bathtub-sized cauldron and naughtiness and snark ensued. It was great.

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[blackletter]

He got trapped with a duplicate of himself in his own bathtub-sized cauldron and naughtiness and snark ensued.

wikdsushi's "Toil and Trouble"

Er...I think it must say something about the immorality of my fandom habits that not only have I read the crazy porn fic you're talking about but I know exactly what fic it is.

[arcanetrivia]

Immorality, pah! I could have cited it myself if I were looking at my home computer, probably, because I'm pretty sure I saved a copy of it.

Two young Severi are better than one. ;)

[arcanetrivia]

According to the link in my bookmarks, it's called "Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble". Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

[juniperus.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I've read that - very, very amusing (ok, and hawt. I think I've had a dream involving more than one of him...oh wait, oversharing?)

[arcanetrivia]

Dammit! Lucky you! I think he's showed up in, like, one dream one time, and it was in a very bizarre context, not actually me interacting with him. Whereas, on the other hand, my subconscious has thought it appropriate to serve me up a kind, avuncular, grounded, protective Sirius, and sexual activity with Lucius (who actually I turned down mid-act -- O.o) and Neville of all people.

I suppose I see too much of Severus in waking life for my brain to want to dream about him. Surfeit, you know?

[juniperus.livejournal.com]

It's not like it happens often (ok, can I whine about any amount being not often enough? yeah? good!), only a couple of times total...but this particular time was, indeed, some point probably fairly shortly after reading that fic although I do not recall the timing exactly. It was Messed Up. :D Not that I complained after I awoke (apart from complaining of the waking). :P

[arcanetrivia]

I repeat, lucky bitch. ;)

[wings-on-water.livejournal.com]

I see after some tag-digging that you don't like Severus/Hermione much... otherwise I'd reccommend An Army of Snapes (http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/viewstory.php?sid=9458) by ladyofthemasque. There are, well, a whole lot of sexy Snapes in it. At least a dozen. And it is very porny.

(I used to read a lot more SS/HG than I do nowadays... now it's kinda 'meh' for me. It was more interesting back before HBP came out, in my opinion.)

[arcanetrivia]

I read that before, actually, and was amused by it. But I'm not very interested in being "converted" to SS/HG *shrug*. With the right amount of humour, I can enjoy it, but it just doesn't do it for me like Severus/Lily or Severus/Sirius.

[wings-on-water.livejournal.com]

Yeah... even while I was totally obsessed with SS/HG, I couldn't figure out why I liked it. :P

[juniperus.livejournal.com]

I just found all of the different Snapes with slightly different facets of his personality entirely too effing amusing for words, I don't think it would have mattered (to a certain extent) who the second half of the pairing was after the hilarity ensued. :P

[arcanetrivia]

I liked the ones who were like "dammit, we have to bonk each other to let off the tension or we'll explode!"

[wings-on-water.livejournal.com]

Haha, I was more SRS BSNS about the whole thing. Possibly I would be amused by it these days, but I have very little patience when it comes to fanfic anymore.

The incredibly unlikely plots used to get them together were always amusing, though. Marriage Law Challenge, anyone? (Bleargh.)

[arcanetrivia]

I so don't get Marriage Law. I mean, at least Severitus (for another example of ones of those perennial challenges) is one of those things you could shoehorn into the canon (especially pre-DH) because of the part physical resemblance between Harry and Severus and the way that the time around Harry's conception is all a big mysterious hole in the canon. (I actually don't care for Severitus, it was just a well-known example.)

I am not a canon nazi when it comes to fanfic; I know most of it is non-canon by nature. I don't mind "butterfly effect" AUs, either (in fact one of my favourite fics is sindie's "The Moment It Began", which is a huge epic in that genre) . But I at least want plausibility. Something really contrived is all right as a humourous device and I don't mind so much in PWPs, but when done For Serious, I usually find myself sighing and shaking my head.

[wings-on-water.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I found that really anything you could do to get Hermione and Snape together had to be stretching at least one part of canon a whooole lot. (And how I loathed those fics that made Harry and Ron idiotic lumps so Hermione didn't have to deal with them. Or killed Ron, or made him abusive. Or a womanizer who didn't actually care about Hermione anyway. I never did figure out how anybody came to that conclusion... maybe those were fics written early on in the series.)

I think the main reason I've gotten away from fanfic is that I've become a canon nazi. Somehow or other, now that JKR's given us the canon pairings and ending and all (whether I approve or not), I just don't really care to read anything else. But I do agree about plausibility... that's what makes really good fanfic good. I adore fic that explores some overlooked aspect of canon so well that you think it's better than JKR could have possibly written it.

Also, I think my taste got a bit more, er, refined over the years I read fic... Heck, I used to review every fic I read, even the most horrible dreck on ff.net, and I thought the Draco trilogy was awesome. Not so much, anymore. ; )

[arcanetrivia]

I only know of what you call "The Draco Trilogy" as a hoary myth told of around campfires to scare young fanficcers. ;) I've never tackled it myself, although I have read a few chapters of "My Immortal". I had to stop before "fatal hilarity" became a personal reality and not just something I heard about the Joker being up to.

Also, I think my taste got a bit more, er, refined over the years I read fic...

Someone once told me that since I started out with Severus/Sirius, my tastes were already "refined" and it was no wonder that I didn't like Severus/Hermione, since most people went the other direction. ;)

I think I started relatively late in life, which may have a lot to do with it. Many of the horrors in fandom are perpetrated by teenagers who later look at back at themselves and go OMG WTF. (I certainly have some OMG WTF original fiction sitting around, even from as old as ~23.) Me, I was almost 29 already when I leapt into HP fandom last year.

OTOH I sometimes run across people whose writing is very impressive that I then am slightly sheepishly boggled to find out are, in fact, teenagers (albeit older ones, ca. 18-19).

[juniperus.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, sometimes I'm willing to forsake reason for amusement - I think it must come from too much time spent around academics. ROFL