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Okay I got this from a guy named bob so please read it and I will tell you how to hear where I got this from 'cause that version is sooo much funnier! Please review
From Bob? Shame on you! Quit *koff* slacking!
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Severus reflects on prior actions with a student. One-shot *doesnt really relate to any of the books* Sev/OC rated for safety dont flame me
Any of the books. At all. This guy is otherwise perfectly white-bread American and just happens to have been saddled with the unfortunate name "Severus Snape". He's a bit of a bastard, but what Nebraskan wouldn't be if he'd had to go through elementary school with a name like that?
Rated for safety: Hard hat and flame retardant clothing required before entering fic site. Please refer to OSHA regulations before reading.
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Hogwarts school has its 1st trick-o-treat and Severus' and Remus' son has a great idea for an outfit. NOT THE SAME UNIVERSE AS MOON CHILD.
So it's not a Neverending Story crossover, then? Glad to hear it.
I was really bewildered by this one in just the first few sentences. "The large but graceful boy", "the small dark haired child", "the tall awkward girl", "the other male"... who??
Also:
"Why am I allowing this again, wolf?" Severus Snape drawled as he stepped into the room.
"Chocolate…" Remus murmured in a whisper as he glided up behind his lover, wrapping his arms around Severus’s chest.
"Ah…yes…" He sighed softly.
Um, yes, well. I agree that chocolate is one of the fundamental laws of the universe, which of itself explains many other things, but... you lost me there, Remus.
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He probably would have lived longer if Nagini would not have bitten him, but that’s okay with him.
O RLY? He would have lived longer if he hadn't died? YOU DON'T SAY.
“It’s not going to heal” says Snape, “If I was your age, it probably would. At seventy, however, the womb is too severe. You probably already know that.”
(emphasis mine)
...Okay! Off to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
babb_chronicles this goes!
ETA: Oh yeah, and you know what's really great about that one? That the author took the character "Lily P." in the drop-down menu to be Harry's daughter, not Harry's mother. Reasonable enough assumption in the post-DH era, I suppose, but in this fic it means that Snape is having a baby with Lily's granddaughter, Lily.
From Bob? Shame on you! Quit *koff* slacking!
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Severus reflects on prior actions with a student. One-shot *doesnt really relate to any of the books* Sev/OC rated for safety dont flame me
Any of the books. At all. This guy is otherwise perfectly white-bread American and just happens to have been saddled with the unfortunate name "Severus Snape". He's a bit of a bastard, but what Nebraskan wouldn't be if he'd had to go through elementary school with a name like that?
Rated for safety: Hard hat and flame retardant clothing required before entering fic site. Please refer to OSHA regulations before reading.
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Hogwarts school has its 1st trick-o-treat and Severus' and Remus' son has a great idea for an outfit. NOT THE SAME UNIVERSE AS MOON CHILD.
So it's not a Neverending Story crossover, then? Glad to hear it.
I was really bewildered by this one in just the first few sentences. "The large but graceful boy", "the small dark haired child", "the tall awkward girl", "the other male"... who??
Also:
"Why am I allowing this again, wolf?" Severus Snape drawled as he stepped into the room.
"Chocolate…" Remus murmured in a whisper as he glided up behind his lover, wrapping his arms around Severus’s chest.
"Ah…yes…" He sighed softly.
Um, yes, well. I agree that chocolate is one of the fundamental laws of the universe, which of itself explains many other things, but... you lost me there, Remus.
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He probably would have lived longer if Nagini would not have bitten him, but that’s okay with him.
O RLY? He would have lived longer if he hadn't died? YOU DON'T SAY.
“It’s not going to heal” says Snape, “If I was your age, it probably would. At seventy, however, the womb is too severe. You probably already know that.”
(emphasis mine)
...Okay! Off to
babb_chronicles this goes!ETA: Oh yeah, and you know what's really great about that one? That the author took the character "Lily P." in the drop-down menu to be Harry's daughter, not Harry's mother. Reasonable enough assumption in the post-DH era, I suppose, but in this fic it means that Snape is having a baby with Lily's granddaughter, Lily.
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Date: March 24th, 2008 09:10 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: March 24th, 2008 06:49 pm (UTC)From:Sort of. It comes to me. These are off my RSS feed for The Pit of Voles, otherwise known as FanFiction.Net. My feed is only a tiny slice of the available horrors, though, because I restrict it to "contains Snape as one character". When I see something come through with a bizarre summary, I do my best to actually read the fic in question before posting about it. Sometimes all-right or merely mediocre fics just get these really bad summaries on them. And, to be fair, I've found a bunch of perfectly good stuff on FFN too. It's just that it's self-upload with absolutely zero quality control, so when it is bad, it is often horrid.
I don't do this with any kind of industry, though. See
Also, am I correct in interpreting that the first story was plagarized from someone else's, and if you read this one they'll tell you where the original is because it's much better?
Apparently it was a song on MySpace, or something.
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Date: March 25th, 2008 04:45 am (UTC)From:Ah well, I get great entertainment out of it, so I'm certainly not complaining! ;)
(This icon is a babb quote.)
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Date: March 24th, 2008 12:02 pm (UTC)From:BWAHAHAHA!! Oh god, can't breath.. can't breath...
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Date: March 24th, 2008 06:51 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: March 24th, 2008 05:41 pm (UTC)From:So I guess no elderly ladies with be having kids in the wizarding world either. And fanon!Remus and his chocolate... I wil never understand, but apparently it can explain anything.
Great finds! Your suffering through reading these brings the rest of us much enjoyment!
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Date: March 25th, 2008 01:25 pm (UTC)From:DDDDDD: You could have put that info behind a cut and warning! Want. To. Forget.
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Although another part of me is wondering if there is already an Albus Severus/Albus/Severus threesome fic out there.
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Date: March 25th, 2008 07:42 pm (UTC)From:...Oh god.
Well, Rule 34. If there wasn't before, you've invoked it now.