![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Okay I got this from a guy named bob so please read it and I will tell you how to hear where I got this from 'cause that version is sooo much funnier! Please review
From Bob? Shame on you! Quit *koff* slacking!
---
Severus reflects on prior actions with a student. One-shot *doesnt really relate to any of the books* Sev/OC rated for safety dont flame me
Any of the books. At all. This guy is otherwise perfectly white-bread American and just happens to have been saddled with the unfortunate name "Severus Snape". He's a bit of a bastard, but what Nebraskan wouldn't be if he'd had to go through elementary school with a name like that?
Rated for safety: Hard hat and flame retardant clothing required before entering fic site. Please refer to OSHA regulations before reading.
---
Hogwarts school has its 1st trick-o-treat and Severus' and Remus' son has a great idea for an outfit. NOT THE SAME UNIVERSE AS MOON CHILD.
So it's not a Neverending Story crossover, then? Glad to hear it.
I was really bewildered by this one in just the first few sentences. "The large but graceful boy", "the small dark haired child", "the tall awkward girl", "the other male"... who??
Also:
"Why am I allowing this again, wolf?" Severus Snape drawled as he stepped into the room.
"Chocolate…" Remus murmured in a whisper as he glided up behind his lover, wrapping his arms around Severus’s chest.
"Ah…yes…" He sighed softly.
Um, yes, well. I agree that chocolate is one of the fundamental laws of the universe, which of itself explains many other things, but... you lost me there, Remus.
---
He probably would have lived longer if Nagini would not have bitten him, but that’s okay with him.
O RLY? He would have lived longer if he hadn't died? YOU DON'T SAY.
“It’s not going to heal” says Snape, “If I was your age, it probably would. At seventy, however, the womb is too severe. You probably already know that.”
(emphasis mine)
...Okay! Off to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
babb_chronicles this goes!
ETA: Oh yeah, and you know what's really great about that one? That the author took the character "Lily P." in the drop-down menu to be Harry's daughter, not Harry's mother. Reasonable enough assumption in the post-DH era, I suppose, but in this fic it means that Snape is having a baby with Lily's granddaughter, Lily.
From Bob? Shame on you! Quit *koff* slacking!
---
Severus reflects on prior actions with a student. One-shot *doesnt really relate to any of the books* Sev/OC rated for safety dont flame me
Any of the books. At all. This guy is otherwise perfectly white-bread American and just happens to have been saddled with the unfortunate name "Severus Snape". He's a bit of a bastard, but what Nebraskan wouldn't be if he'd had to go through elementary school with a name like that?
Rated for safety: Hard hat and flame retardant clothing required before entering fic site. Please refer to OSHA regulations before reading.
---
Hogwarts school has its 1st trick-o-treat and Severus' and Remus' son has a great idea for an outfit. NOT THE SAME UNIVERSE AS MOON CHILD.
So it's not a Neverending Story crossover, then? Glad to hear it.
I was really bewildered by this one in just the first few sentences. "The large but graceful boy", "the small dark haired child", "the tall awkward girl", "the other male"... who??
Also:
"Why am I allowing this again, wolf?" Severus Snape drawled as he stepped into the room.
"Chocolate…" Remus murmured in a whisper as he glided up behind his lover, wrapping his arms around Severus’s chest.
"Ah…yes…" He sighed softly.
Um, yes, well. I agree that chocolate is one of the fundamental laws of the universe, which of itself explains many other things, but... you lost me there, Remus.
---
He probably would have lived longer if Nagini would not have bitten him, but that’s okay with him.
O RLY? He would have lived longer if he hadn't died? YOU DON'T SAY.
“It’s not going to heal” says Snape, “If I was your age, it probably would. At seventy, however, the womb is too severe. You probably already know that.”
(emphasis mine)
...Okay! Off to
babb_chronicles this goes!ETA: Oh yeah, and you know what's really great about that one? That the author took the character "Lily P." in the drop-down menu to be Harry's daughter, not Harry's mother. Reasonable enough assumption in the post-DH era, I suppose, but in this fic it means that Snape is having a baby with Lily's granddaughter, Lily.
no subject
Date: March 24th, 2008 06:51 pm (UTC)From: