summary is over. or hadn't you noticed?

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Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.

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Harry finds his true love in the most unlikely place. Will he be able to have the woman of his heart or will he be doomed to live a life of Unrequited Love.

Sorry, Harry, but there's only room in this series for one dark-haired hero carrying a huge torch for an unattainable woman.

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Just a small drabble set in Hermione's and Harry's Transfiguration class. Stupid.

Well excuuuuse me! How was I supposed to know that without reading the summary? Talk about your hostile attitudes, sheesh.

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heheheheheheheheheheh XD XD XD XD XDX DX DX XD XD XDX XD XD XD XDX DXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXXD

Huh. I didn't know the Joker wrote Harry Potter fanfic.

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(the entire summary)

LIESSSSSSSS

Nasssty fanficses! Tricksy! Wicked! False!

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is malfoy attracted to luna or to..... legasp ?

I think that's spelled "Legolas".

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When Voldemort is deafeated Hermione has to choose between two guys. Will she choose wright?

I doubt it. She's not much for flying, after all.

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Star Mackenzie Ophelia Christine Amethyst Raphaella Tiffany Short is your average Slytherin at least until she discovered a great secret.

*snerk* Most ironic surname evar.

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Draco has the perfect night planned out, which is put on hold when Hermione freaks out at the sound of.....The Word. Draco is willing to do anything to make her happy and so The Poison L word.

"Freaks out at the sound of The Word"? She must hate the Colbert Report.

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Payton has a secret, she is in love with her best friend. One day, they go to Hogwarts for the Twiwizard tournament, and something happens that she has been waiting for since second year.

Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting Duumstwangs!

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my version of Cho and Cedric's first kiss. Rated for mention of death.

Oo er! Must have worn her poison lipstick by mistake.

Comments

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Cut Harry a little slack for being an insensitive teenage boy; that he doesn't know how to properly handle a girl crying is hardly surprising (as Hermione's expounding on how Cho must have been feeling demonstrates). But yeah, I winced at the statement that one of the things he likes about Ginny is that she isn't a cryer. Hey, none of that messy emotional crap! She's supergirl!

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True, he is a teenage boy. And some teenage boys can be rather insensitive. But I thought it was awful how he liked that Ginny wasn't a cryer. It also struck me as hypocritical of Harry, considering how Hermione cries a lot (over some things that were more trivial than Cho crying over Cedric's death) and Harry doesn't seem to mind this.

Hey, none of that messy emotional crap! She's supergirl!

*laughs* HBP and DH Ginny seemed a bit unbelievable to me. I like characters who can be vulnerable, cry, do embarrassing things, make mistakes.