summaries! which i ought to have gone to bed instead of writing about!

Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones, but they had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way. Sometimes the fics are horrible, but most frequently they're simply mediocre, and occasionally there's a perfectly good one that just had a funny slip-up in the summary.

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RWSS slash. One shot. Severus Snape brings home a different man every night, yet on Christmas Day he receives a truly unexpected gift.

"What is this atrocity? Please tell me it's merely that Father Christmas has gone insane, and that there is not actually a living human being out there who has seen fit to send me this."

Ron looked up at the thing Severus was holding, sighed, and shook his head. "Oh, that. Weasley jumper. S'pose it was only a matter of time, really, us shagging like this and all. Mum's got to be up to about three dozen every year by now. Frankly, I think she's starting to go a bit mental."

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Harry finds out whom is real sire is and Severus isn't too happy with Remus. Ronald Bashing! Rated just in case and for language and violence. Father Son fic/ not romantic!

By this point, one of Snape's eyes was quivering and throbbing and bulging out of his skull as though it were about to literally explode. Harry thought it must be rather painful, but Snape, seemingly oblivious, plunged ahead with his tirade:

"REMUS FUCKING LUPIN, YOU FILTHY FURRY BASTARD! YOU DID WHAT WITH LILY?!"

...splortch.

(Fortunately, Ronald Bashing was a dab hand with ocular healing spells.)

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summaries! which i ought to have gone to bed instead of writing about!

Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones, but they had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way. Sometimes the fics are horrible, but most frequently they're simply mediocre, and occasionally there's a perfectly good one that just had a funny slip-up in the summary.

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RWSS slash. One shot. Severus Snape brings home a different man every night, yet on Christmas Day he receives a truly unexpected gift.

"What is this atrocity? Please tell me it's merely that Father Christmas has gone insane, and that there is not actually a living human being out there who has seen fit to send me this."

Ron looked up at the thing Severus was holding, sighed, and shook his head. "Oh, that. Weasley jumper. S'pose it was only a matter of time, really, us shagging like this and all. Mum's got to be up to about three dozen every year by now. Frankly, I think she's starting to go a bit mental."

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Harry finds out whom is real sire is and Severus isn't too happy with Remus. Ronald Bashing! Rated just in case and for language and violence. Father Son fic/ not romantic!

By this point, one of Snape's eyes was quivering and throbbing and bulging out of his skull as though it were about to literally explode. Harry thought it must be rather painful, but Snape, seemingly oblivious, plunged ahead with his tirade:

"REMUS FUCKING LUPIN, YOU FILTHY FURRY BASTARD! YOU DID WHAT WITH LILY?!"

...splortch.

(Fortunately, Ronald Bashing was a dab hand with ocular healing spells.)

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