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Severus met this naga name Ava in this...pleasure place...yeah im not good summarizing so you have to read and find out..xD
Sooo... this person looked at Snapesnogger's gallery and decided crossover fic based upon it was the way to go?
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When Harry’s time with the Dursley’s over the summer proves to be harmful for the boy, Who is sent to watch over him for a week...
Just Who? Where are Whatsit and Which?
...Severus Snape is none to happy.
None to happy in ... well... actually, his meter doesn't quite go that high.
This fic actually isn't all that bad, but there is some amusingly wrong phrasing, and the author often doesn't seem to know which spell-checker corrections are actually the right ones.
An adult can grow a child to be kind and understanding
See? They do come from cabbage patches!
After awhile, the man finally let up and looked down at the boy while the child tried to regain his composer and air
...because he needed the one to perform the other later that night.
removing himself from the depths of the boy.
Surface! Surface!
Harry whimpered as his aunt put crème on a rather nasty cut on her nephew’s cheek.
He was sure dairy wasn't good for open wounds.
Remus Lupin was freighted beyond the stars.
He wrung his hands and looked over at James, wondering how he had gotten himself into this mess. James slipped the Electronic Thumb back into his pocket and patted it lovingly. "Stop looking at me like that, Remus," he said. "I know hitching into a starship's cargo hold isn't very glamourous, but when you've got a Dark Lord after you and you really need to skip the planet, you can't deny it gets the job done. Peanuts?"
Voldemort then came to crash the party [the Ministry battle at the end of OotP]
I think that was Voldemort's party to begin with. He just showed up fashionably late.
Wormtail was left behind in his exhaustion from saving Sirius and his Lord‘s Fury.
I didn't know Voldemort was into vintage American cars.
He [Snape] had to check on the Bloody-Boy-Who-Just-Doesn’t-Die!
I like this, actually. :)
They persuadably kissed the souls of the brat’s feet.
...I got nothin'.
That boy was a disaster on feet.
Severus would have to mix together some more of his special foot-cream (...crème?).
He led Harry to his chest
Yarr, a scurvy Potions master's treasure!
Sooo... this person looked at Snapesnogger's gallery and decided crossover fic based upon it was the way to go?
---
When Harry’s time with the Dursley’s over the summer proves to be harmful for the boy, Who is sent to watch over him for a week...
Just Who? Where are Whatsit and Which?
...Severus Snape is none to happy.
None to happy in ... well... actually, his meter doesn't quite go that high.
This fic actually isn't all that bad, but there is some amusingly wrong phrasing, and the author often doesn't seem to know which spell-checker corrections are actually the right ones.
An adult can grow a child to be kind and understanding
See? They do come from cabbage patches!
After awhile, the man finally let up and looked down at the boy while the child tried to regain his composer and air
...because he needed the one to perform the other later that night.
removing himself from the depths of the boy.
Surface! Surface!
Harry whimpered as his aunt put crème on a rather nasty cut on her nephew’s cheek.
He was sure dairy wasn't good for open wounds.
Remus Lupin was freighted beyond the stars.
He wrung his hands and looked over at James, wondering how he had gotten himself into this mess. James slipped the Electronic Thumb back into his pocket and patted it lovingly. "Stop looking at me like that, Remus," he said. "I know hitching into a starship's cargo hold isn't very glamourous, but when you've got a Dark Lord after you and you really need to skip the planet, you can't deny it gets the job done. Peanuts?"
Voldemort then came to crash the party [the Ministry battle at the end of OotP]
I think that was Voldemort's party to begin with. He just showed up fashionably late.
Wormtail was left behind in his exhaustion from saving Sirius and his Lord‘s Fury.
I didn't know Voldemort was into vintage American cars.
He [Snape] had to check on the Bloody-Boy-Who-Just-Doesn’t-Die!
I like this, actually. :)
They persuadably kissed the souls of the brat’s feet.
...I got nothin'.
That boy was a disaster on feet.
Severus would have to mix together some more of his special foot-cream (...crème?).
He led Harry to his chest
Yarr, a scurvy Potions master's treasure!
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Date: January 9th, 2008 02:47 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: January 9th, 2008 08:17 pm (UTC)From:If you mean something specific by "9.3" seconds, I'm not getting it.
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Date: January 9th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: January 9th, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC)From:When this Severus gets up to 88 miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
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Date: January 9th, 2008 10:56 pm (UTC)From:Faster than a speeding seeker, more powerful than an avadra kedavra...