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In an AU exists a Slytherin Harry and in another a Gryffindor Harry. What happens when the gaps in one person get too large...
I predict.... death.
...and how does fate deal with it? HPSS, HPLV and DMBZHP. Not for ppl w outstanding morals.
Phew! That excuses me from duty, then.
---
After finishing Harry Potter 7, I was so surprised to find the truth about Snape, and was so impressed that I write this fanfic. Any merit, refer it to J.K. Million thanks for her having written the story so good. Please comment.
I think she's got to be up to J.K. Trillion by now.
(I was amused to see Severus described as a "hapless chap" in this one.)
---
Snape finally meets his daughter, just as he decides he loves Harry. But she likes Potter too, enough to..do the dirty deed with him.
But was it done dirt cheap?
(Points for almost naming the daughter Semele, which though alliterative, would at least not have been a &*^!ing Serena. Points immediately lost, however, for taking a left turn and calling her Semilie instead.)
---
(the entire summary)
harry snape get it on.!
"We were going to, if you'd noticed," Harry said, indicating his naked body as he lay spread-eagle on the bed, "but we'd rather do it on our own schedule, thanks." He shook his head and turned to look at Severus. "Some people are so fucking impatient, aren't they?"
"Myself included," Severus said, running his fingertip down the line of Harry's throat.
---
A potion induced comma sends tow unlikely people into a singing moment. *shudders* Song fic AU
If you ever wanted to picture Severus and Hermione playing the parts of Aladdin and Jasmine, here's your opportunity. Hmm... although you know, Severus would make a good Jafar. Also starring: Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of Fawkes. O.o
( But 'a potion induced comma'? That calls for crack!fic... )
---
(the entire summary)
Severus relies on his one reliable friend.
As opposed to his unreliable friends, you'll note. Plenty of common sense, that bloke...
(another entire summary from the same author)
Severus observes something that Lily had already noticed.
...but apparently a bit slow on the uptake.
(I'm tempted to offer an MST3K line here: Lily: "Oh! What's that?" Severus: "That means I like you!")
---
(fic doesn't look that bad actually)
Harry has forgotten. Features crazy harry.
No thanks; I prefer dirty Harry. (Do I feel lucky?)
---
Its a wonderful life. Snape wishes he had never been born after Lily's death. A one-shot.
His wish is my command. Alakazam! He's now been born over 21 years before Lily's death.
Once again, kids, clause order matters.
(That movie would totally be the Christmas classic in my household. Forget that Jimmy Stewart guy; give me Severus!)
---
Hermione goes on strike from Snape. Post war. Pretty much ignored DH.
We always knew it was going to end in a strike. The man's just been bloody unreasonable at the bargaining table. Gryffindors Local 7163 unite!
I predict.... death.
...and how does fate deal with it? HPSS, HPLV and DMBZHP. Not for ppl w outstanding morals.
Phew! That excuses me from duty, then.
---
After finishing Harry Potter 7, I was so surprised to find the truth about Snape, and was so impressed that I write this fanfic. Any merit, refer it to J.K. Million thanks for her having written the story so good. Please comment.
I think she's got to be up to J.K. Trillion by now.
(I was amused to see Severus described as a "hapless chap" in this one.)
---
Snape finally meets his daughter, just as he decides he loves Harry. But she likes Potter too, enough to..do the dirty deed with him.
But was it done dirt cheap?
(Points for almost naming the daughter Semele, which though alliterative, would at least not have been a &*^!ing Serena. Points immediately lost, however, for taking a left turn and calling her Semilie instead.)
---
(the entire summary)
harry snape get it on.!
"We were going to, if you'd noticed," Harry said, indicating his naked body as he lay spread-eagle on the bed, "but we'd rather do it on our own schedule, thanks." He shook his head and turned to look at Severus. "Some people are so fucking impatient, aren't they?"
"Myself included," Severus said, running his fingertip down the line of Harry's throat.
---
A potion induced comma sends tow unlikely people into a singing moment. *shudders* Song fic AU
If you ever wanted to picture Severus and Hermione playing the parts of Aladdin and Jasmine, here's your opportunity. Hmm... although you know, Severus would make a good Jafar. Also starring: Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of Fawkes. O.o
( But 'a potion induced comma'? That calls for crack!fic... )---
(the entire summary)
Severus relies on his one reliable friend.
As opposed to his unreliable friends, you'll note. Plenty of common sense, that bloke...
(another entire summary from the same author)
Severus observes something that Lily had already noticed.
...but apparently a bit slow on the uptake.
(I'm tempted to offer an MST3K line here: Lily: "Oh! What's that?" Severus: "That means I like you!")
---
(fic doesn't look that bad actually)
Harry has forgotten. Features crazy harry.
No thanks; I prefer dirty Harry. (Do I feel lucky?)
---
Its a wonderful life. Snape wishes he had never been born after Lily's death. A one-shot.
His wish is my command. Alakazam! He's now been born over 21 years before Lily's death.
Once again, kids, clause order matters.
(That movie would totally be the Christmas classic in my household. Forget that Jimmy Stewart guy; give me Severus!)
---
Hermione goes on strike from Snape. Post war. Pretty much ignored DH.
We always knew it was going to end in a strike. The man's just been bloody unreasonable at the bargaining table. Gryffindors Local 7163 unite!
In an AU exists a Slytherin Harry and in another a Gryffindor Harry. What happens when the gaps in one person get too large...
I predict.... death.
...and how does fate deal with it? HPSS, HPLV and DMBZHP. Not for ppl w outstanding morals.
Phew! That excuses me from duty, then.
---
After finishing Harry Potter 7, I was so surprised to find the truth about Snape, and was so impressed that I write this fanfic. Any merit, refer it to J.K. Million thanks for her having written the story so good. Please comment.
I think she's got to be up to J.K. Trillion by now.
(I was amused to see Severus described as a "hapless chap" in this one.)
---
Snape finally meets his daughter, just as he decides he loves Harry. But she likes Potter too, enough to..do the dirty deed with him.
But was it done dirt cheap?
(Points for almost naming the daughter Semele, which though alliterative, would at least not have been a &*^!ing Serena. Points immediately lost, however, for taking a left turn and calling her Semilie instead.)
---
(the entire summary)
harry snape get it on.!
"We were going to, if you'd noticed," Harry said, indicating his naked body as he lay spread-eagle on the bed, "but we'd rather do it on our own schedule, thanks." He shook his head and turned to look at Severus. "Some people are so fucking impatient, aren't they?"
"Myself included," Severus said, running his fingertip down the line of Harry's throat.
---
A potion induced comma sends tow unlikely people into a singing moment. *shudders* Song fic AU
If you ever wanted to picture Severus and Hermione playing the parts of Aladdin and Jasmine, here's your opportunity. Hmm... although you know, Severus would make a good Jafar. Also starring: Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of Fawkes. O.o
( But 'a potion induced comma'? That calls for crack!fic... )
---
(the entire summary)
Severus relies on his one reliable friend.
As opposed to his unreliable friends, you'll note. Plenty of common sense, that bloke...
(another entire summary from the same author)
Severus observes something that Lily had already noticed.
...but apparently a bit slow on the uptake.
(I'm tempted to offer an MST3K line here: Lily: "Oh! What's that?" Severus: "That means I like you!")
---
(fic doesn't look that bad actually)
Harry has forgotten. Features crazy harry.
No thanks; I prefer dirty Harry. (Do I feel lucky?)
---
Its a wonderful life. Snape wishes he had never been born after Lily's death. A one-shot.
His wish is my command. Alakazam! He's now been born over 21 years before Lily's death.
Once again, kids, clause order matters.
(That movie would totally be the Christmas classic in my household. Forget that Jimmy Stewart guy; give me Severus!)
---
Hermione goes on strike from Snape. Post war. Pretty much ignored DH.
We always knew it was going to end in a strike. The man's just been bloody unreasonable at the bargaining table. Gryffindors Local 7163 unite!
I predict.... death.
...and how does fate deal with it? HPSS, HPLV and DMBZHP. Not for ppl w outstanding morals.
Phew! That excuses me from duty, then.
---
After finishing Harry Potter 7, I was so surprised to find the truth about Snape, and was so impressed that I write this fanfic. Any merit, refer it to J.K. Million thanks for her having written the story so good. Please comment.
I think she's got to be up to J.K. Trillion by now.
(I was amused to see Severus described as a "hapless chap" in this one.)
---
Snape finally meets his daughter, just as he decides he loves Harry. But she likes Potter too, enough to..do the dirty deed with him.
But was it done dirt cheap?
(Points for almost naming the daughter Semele, which though alliterative, would at least not have been a &*^!ing Serena. Points immediately lost, however, for taking a left turn and calling her Semilie instead.)
---
(the entire summary)
harry snape get it on.!
"We were going to, if you'd noticed," Harry said, indicating his naked body as he lay spread-eagle on the bed, "but we'd rather do it on our own schedule, thanks." He shook his head and turned to look at Severus. "Some people are so fucking impatient, aren't they?"
"Myself included," Severus said, running his fingertip down the line of Harry's throat.
---
A potion induced comma sends tow unlikely people into a singing moment. *shudders* Song fic AU
If you ever wanted to picture Severus and Hermione playing the parts of Aladdin and Jasmine, here's your opportunity. Hmm... although you know, Severus would make a good Jafar. Also starring: Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of Fawkes. O.o
( But 'a potion induced comma'? That calls for crack!fic... )---
(the entire summary)
Severus relies on his one reliable friend.
As opposed to his unreliable friends, you'll note. Plenty of common sense, that bloke...
(another entire summary from the same author)
Severus observes something that Lily had already noticed.
...but apparently a bit slow on the uptake.
(I'm tempted to offer an MST3K line here: Lily: "Oh! What's that?" Severus: "That means I like you!")
---
(fic doesn't look that bad actually)
Harry has forgotten. Features crazy harry.
No thanks; I prefer dirty Harry. (Do I feel lucky?)
---
Its a wonderful life. Snape wishes he had never been born after Lily's death. A one-shot.
His wish is my command. Alakazam! He's now been born over 21 years before Lily's death.
Once again, kids, clause order matters.
(That movie would totally be the Christmas classic in my household. Forget that Jimmy Stewart guy; give me Severus!)
---
Hermione goes on strike from Snape. Post war. Pretty much ignored DH.
We always knew it was going to end in a strike. The man's just been bloody unreasonable at the bargaining table. Gryffindors Local 7163 unite!
pure sassy molassy says:
ok, i think this story has, erm
has
*giggles*
lol
has... *dies laughing*
has got my snarry cherry
That would be Quid Pro Quo by, I hope I am right to assume the LJ name is the same,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
auctasinistra. Not that I have never read anything that qualified as Snarry before, but I have kept my emotional distance from it, usually been all "ew, wait, no, age difference y0?" (even where both are "old enough"), and generally walked away with a "...huh. I don't get it." Well, I'm still not sure that I get it, but this story is kinda making me want to see if I can. It is regularly making me walk away from the computer to bounce up and down from the sheer greatness. It is seriously made of crystallized awesome. And *so* *much* *excellent* *Snapevoice* -- I may as well abandon my own pitiful attempts now, because I don't think I can ever reach these heights.
Choice lines:
[...] the voice – dark wine, mulled with the traditional hot poker until it hissed [...]
(licks finger and touches it to this metaphor *sssss*)( Read more... )
ok, i think this story has, erm
has
*giggles*
lol
has... *dies laughing*
has got my snarry cherry
That would be Quid Pro Quo by, I hope I am right to assume the LJ name is the same,
auctasinistra. Not that I have never read anything that qualified as Snarry before, but I have kept my emotional distance from it, usually been all "ew, wait, no, age difference y0?" (even where both are "old enough"), and generally walked away with a "...huh. I don't get it." Well, I'm still not sure that I get it, but this story is kinda making me want to see if I can. It is regularly making me walk away from the computer to bounce up and down from the sheer greatness. It is seriously made of crystallized awesome. And *so* *much* *excellent* *Snapevoice* -- I may as well abandon my own pitiful attempts now, because I don't think I can ever reach these heights.Choice lines:
[...] the voice – dark wine, mulled with the traditional hot poker until it hissed [...]
(licks finger and touches it to this metaphor *sssss*)
( Read more... )
pure sassy molassy says:
ok, i think this story has, erm
has
*giggles*
lol
has... *dies laughing*
has got my snarry cherry
That would be Quid Pro Quo by, I hope I am right to assume the LJ name is the same,auctasinistra. Not that I have never read anything that qualified as Snarry before, but I have kept my emotional distance from it, usually been all "ew, wait, no, age difference y0?" (even where both are "old enough"), and generally walked away with a "...huh. I don't get it." Well, I'm still not sure that I get it, but this story is kinda making me want to see if I can. It is regularly making me walk away from the computer to bounce up and down from the sheer greatness. It is seriously made of crystallized awesome. And *so* *much* *excellent* *Snapevoice* -- I may as well abandon my own pitiful attempts now, because I don't think I can ever reach these heights.
Choice lines:
[...] the voice – dark wine, mulled with the traditional hot poker until it hissed [...]
(licks finger and touches it to this metaphor *sssss*)( Read more... )
ok, i think this story has, erm
has
*giggles*
lol
has... *dies laughing*
has got my snarry cherry
That would be Quid Pro Quo by, I hope I am right to assume the LJ name is the same,
auctasinistra. Not that I have never read anything that qualified as Snarry before, but I have kept my emotional distance from it, usually been all "ew, wait, no, age difference y0?" (even where both are "old enough"), and generally walked away with a "...huh. I don't get it." Well, I'm still not sure that I get it, but this story is kinda making me want to see if I can. It is regularly making me walk away from the computer to bounce up and down from the sheer greatness. It is seriously made of crystallized awesome. And *so* *much* *excellent* *Snapevoice* -- I may as well abandon my own pitiful attempts now, because I don't think I can ever reach these heights.Choice lines:
[...] the voice – dark wine, mulled with the traditional hot poker until it hissed [...]
(licks finger and touches it to this metaphor *sssss*)
( Read more... )
