>VERBOSE

I wish AO3 would show date last updated in "My Subscriptions". It's such a pain to have to click each one individually to find out which have not been updated in more than X time so I can decide whether to unsubscribe, download the unfinished fic as-is, etc. On fanfiction.net it's a column you can sort by. (Come to that, I wish the AO3 display was sortable columns to begin with.)

I have one AO3 invite available if anyone would like one.

Today on Amusing AO3 Tags I Stumbled Across: I'm Sorry Tolkien

Tags with the same meaning: Abuse of Tolkien, apologies to prof. tolkien, Forgive me Tolkien, I apologize to the ghost of JRR Tolkien, I apologize to the ghost of Tolkien, I'm deeply apologize Tolkien, I'm so sorry Mr. Tolkien, I'm so sorry Tolkein, I'm so sorry Tolkien, so my childhood Tolkien fan never finds out about this fic, some abuse of Tolkien, sorry tolkien, They are younger and I messed up Tolkien's World, Tolkein is spinning in his urn right now, Tolkein would skin me alive if he could see this, Tolkien Forgive Me, Tolkien must be judging me, Tolkien will have my head if he sees this..., Tolkien would be spinning in his grave, Totally twisting Tolkien for my own purposes, 我对不起Tolkien [Wǒ duìbùqǐ, "I'm sorry", according to Google]

It amuses the heck out of me that this is a canonical tag on AO3.