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Now what in the Sam Scratch......?


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(From The Order of the Pheonix and Holy Fuck People! Voldemort Might Not Have a Nose but Y'all Have Eyes Would You Please Fucking Use Them?!)

Today on Amusing AO3 Tags I Stumbled Across: I'm Sorry Tolkien

Tags with the same meaning: Abuse of Tolkien, apologies to prof. tolkien, Forgive me Tolkien, I apologize to the ghost of JRR Tolkien, I apologize to the ghost of Tolkien, I'm deeply apologize Tolkien, I'm so sorry Mr. Tolkien, I'm so sorry Tolkein, I'm so sorry Tolkien, so my childhood Tolkien fan never finds out about this fic, some abuse of Tolkien, sorry tolkien, They are younger and I messed up Tolkien's World, Tolkein is spinning in his urn right now, Tolkein would skin me alive if he could see this, Tolkien Forgive Me, Tolkien must be judging me, Tolkien will have my head if he sees this..., Tolkien would be spinning in his grave, Totally twisting Tolkien for my own purposes, 我对不起Tolkien [Wǒ duìbùqǐ, "I'm sorry", according to Google]